Yogi Berra nickel

A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.

Yogi Berra on funerals

Always go to other peoples’ funerals otherwise they won’t go to yours.

Yogi Berra napping

I usually take a two hour nap from 1 to 4.

The Princess Bride – mostly dead

Miracle Max

Your friend is only mostly dead.

The King’s stinking son fired me, and thank you so much for bringing up such a painful subject. While you’re at it, why don’t you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it? We’re closed!

Dead Poet Society – Carpe diem

 John Keating in Dead Poet Society

Listen, you hear it? — Carpe — hear it? — Carpe, carpe diem, seize the day boys, make your lives extraordinary.

Yogi Berra going somewhere

If you don’t know where you’re going, you’ll wind up somewhere else.

Overcaution – Engstrom

Overcaution: Let the recordbook show you won, or let it show you lost, but don’t let it show that you failed to play the game.

- Ted Engstrom

the Worlds Temptations – Peterson

It is nearly as hard for a sinner to recognize the worlds temptations as it is for a fish to discover impurities in the water.

- Eugene Peterson

Indefinately Preparing to Live – Tournier

Most people spend their entire lives indefinately preparing to live.

My own good name – Andrew Murray

My own good name I may leave to the father;

My brother’s my Father has entrusted to me.

-Andrew Murray, Abide in Christ